Me: "How far away is Cargo Largo? Because I need more of those between bath pet wipes and they're 50 cents there and $8.99 online."
Him: "Why not just use baby wipes?"
Me: "I was afraid they might be toxic to cats. Babies don't lick their own butts."
Him: "Remember Bella? Besides, if he could lick his own butt, you wouldn't have to use the baby wipes."
** Thank God it doesn't happen every day.
*** It could be worse.