Simple Math (Short Story) for Kindle In the short story "Simple Math," Danielle Fenton, a pregnant, hard-charging corporate analyst, finds out her baby has Down's Syndrome.
Simple Math (Short Story) for NOOK In the short story "Simple Math," Danielle Fenton, a pregnant, hard-charging corporate analyst, finds out her baby has Down's Syndrome.
Some Kind of Samson (Short Story) for Kindle Jennifer's childhood friend Gail develops cancer, forever changing their relationship and forcing Jennifer to experience the ambiguity of endings.
Some Kind of Samson (Short Story) for NOOK In the short story "Some Kind of Samson," Jennifer's childhood friend Gail develops cancer, forever changing their relationship and forcing Jennifer to experience the ambiguity of endings.
It seems the little angel has lost interest in Paging Dr. Arens. As much as I'd love to be a stage mother and force it (it was really more for me than it was for her), I'm going to let it die. It was fun, this past few months, and if she ever shows interest in it again, we'll be back with a new episode. But for now, we'll let it go softly into that good night.
This blog doesn't exist to exploit anyone but me.
Dr. Arens, who hasn't decided yet if she wants to be a brain surgeon, a ballerina, a princess, or a bus driver, but who definitely wants to be a mommy when she grows up.
Previously on Paging Dr. Arens: Dr. Arens partnered with Dr. Oz in an attempt to save a melting snowman.
In this week's episode, Dr. Arens and the evil Dr. Miffy clash once again after Dr. Miffy agrees to endorse the Tummy Tub over Dr. Arens' significant objections on behalf of the practice.
After hours of research, Dr. Arens concluded the Tummy Tub is a crock of horseshit, and perhaps a dangerous one at that. But don't take it from her, decide for yourself.
(if you haven't seen this creepy commercial, do enjoy)
Dr. Arens disapproved on a number of levels. First up, this image:
What's up with the baby in the front left? We think that tub is just two damn warm. Also,WEIRD.
Secondly, Dr. Arens is concerned about the mommies holding their babies heads quite so firmly.
The Question Isn't Why Did It Fail, but Why Didn't It Fail Sooner? And, unspoken -- somewhere in all of those boardrooms in corporations and government agencies across America and across the globe -- hangs the alternative: If it fails, well, then, we're all fucked.
Let's Check in with the Ultra-Pool My old company's world headquarters used to look down on a pool/nightclub for Kansas City's Beautiful People. Oh, yes it did.
The Under@$$ Yes, it's exactly what you think it is.
The Aftermath of Cat Death My daughter imagines all of our deceased cats sitting together in Cat Heaven, wearing polyester hats and eating mouse popsicles.