Ever Wondered What Product Pitches Look Like?

Today I was sifting through my e-mail and I found this:

To celebrate this limited time offer, GE created a “Strong As Steel” video, which takes a humorous look at the durability of the Stainless Steel Appliances, with the help of some friendly fitness professionals! Check it out here: http://www.youcastcorp.com/strong-as-steel/ or here: http://www.strong-as-steel.com/ The video also features The Biggest Loser’s very own Alison Sweeney.

This pitch was done well, kudos to the PR person. It was personalized, it was clear she'd read my blog for at least a week, and I'm hoping to Jesus whoever made this video was being ironic, because OMG if they are serious, I fear for the souls at GE. (I bet there's at least one person who thought it was for reals. I know how corporations fly.) If you want the discount info, you'll have to follow the link, because I'm not going to shill it on Surrender, Dorothy. (And since there's nothing to review, I'm not reviewing it. I'm just chuckling.)

I immediately called over The Editor Across The Aisle, and we checked out the video. And we laughed. Really hard.

Important: Watch it without sound. It's so much better!

In return for sharing this with you, I'm supposed to get a free yoga mat, but I'm going to take a pass on compensation because I'm so totally making fun of this video.

I invite you to create your own soundtrack. You know you want to.